Some notes from previous experience in banking sector. Many of these suggestions can be applied to any big company or government ministry, managed by morons in suites.
In eyes of managers You are good guy if :
1. You don’t do almost nothing (tried this strategy for 7 months – it works!).
(This is due to fact that most of managers do not have previous experience in computer programming. They are too stupid to understand what you are doing. So the only thing what they can measure is: number of errors, number of projects and your traffic to toilet. So you should concentrate on not producing any error and to increase project time. The real normal time should be multiplied by 3 or 5 otherwise you will have ass fuck very hard!)
2. You arrive at 8:00 and leave at 17:00
3. You have weekly appointment in sex shop to take new delivery of lubricants!
(Prepare to obey and serve. The best suggestion is try to relax and enjoy. You should be some kind of sadomazochist because everybody will fuck you. You are the one who is responsible for all the problems. No opinions!)
That’s it! Nothing more! You are perfect bank employee.
